Why I wake up and write
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The heyday of Shanghai’s rental bike phenomenon
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Life in Southern California is terrible preparation for the afterlife
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Collective ponderings on time and space
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I am an unlikely optimist
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What men really want
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Rules to standup comedy
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The long-term side effects from counseling and storytelling
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Don’t shy away from the suffering of others
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Don’t avoid your life
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No one notices your mistakes more than you
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A tribute to the life and work of Jerry Springer
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A step-by-step guide to becoming truly evil
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How much money would actually make you happy?
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Cinderella was a mom
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Abner’s burgeoning love for running
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First dates in 2007 versus first dates in 2030.
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The energy drink where someone else watches your kids for five hours
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My experience at The Joke Gym in Detroit
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A snarky letter from the local library
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